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>> Saturday, April 30, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 30 Apr 2011 12:02 AM PDT

The employees at the factory where Paddy worked soon discovered that every Tuesday afternoon the boss would always leave work early, not to return that day. So they all decided that if they all left early after him, they could have the rest of the day off, and the boss would be none the wiser.

So, the next Tuesday afternoon, after the boss had left, all of the employees went home. But when Paddy got home, he saw through his front window his boss making passionate love to his wife.

The following Tuesday, when everyone else was leaving the factory, Paddy kept right on working. One of his workmates came up to him: "Hey, Paddy, aren't you going home? The boss has already left for the day".

Says Paddy, "No way! Last week I almost got caught".

Clean jokes-Selling Cheezels

Posted: 30 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT

Did you hear about the guy who made a million dollars in Ireland selling Cheezels?

He sold them as doughnut seeds.

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>> Friday, April 29, 2011

Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Fire prevention alarm system

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 12:02 AM PDT

Fire investigators on Maui, Hawaii, USA, have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month: a short circuit in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

'This is even worse than last year,' said the distraught homeowner, 'when someone broke in and stole my new security system.'

One line jokes-Pianist

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

Giigly

>> Thursday, April 28, 2011

Giigly

Denise Richards Bikini Photoshoot

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 07:09 AM PDT

Check out the Denise Richards Exotic Bikini Photoshoot from Beverly Hills. I say, she is going more wannable with age. What say ?

Wiki: Denise Lee Richards (born February 17, 1971) is an American actress and former fashion model. She achieved success during the late 1990s in several films, including Starship Troopers, Wild Things, and The World Is Not Enough. She appeared on the reality TV show, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, which was carried by American cable channel E!.

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Sms Heart

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 07:29 AM PDT

How do you upload videos from the Sony Ericsson walkman phone on to the computer? http://bit.ly/iOjzYu

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 01:28 AM PDT

How do I connect Belkin Nwireless router to motorola modem with cable internet? http://bit.ly/jW61rA

Posted: 27 Apr 2011 07:27 PM PDT

How do you repair the mouthpiece on an Lg mobile phone? http://bit.ly/mvFw8a

Posted: 27 Apr 2011 01:29 PM PDT

How do you fix Nokia E51 Keypad not working after dropping phone in water? http://bit.ly/kjkXpZ

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Really funny jokes-Spell what your father does

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT

The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first."

Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."

The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."

Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m... f-a-r-n... f-n..."

The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."

Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."

Office jokes-Final excuses for skipping out of work

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT

1. I have a bunch of old parking tickets, and if I don't pay them I'm going to be arrested.

2. The police are at the back door. Cover me.

3. I'm having my nails done.

4. I'm having my colors done.

5. I'm having my head examined.

6. I'm going to the bank.

7. I'm going to sleep.

8. I'm going over the edge.

9. A friend of mine is dying and I have to go to the hospital.

10. A friend of mine has died and I have to go to the funeral parlor.

11. A friend of mine is being reincarnated and I have to go to the zoo.

12. I need to check out the hole in the ozone layer.

3. I need to check into a rest home.

14. I'm breaking in my shoes.

15. I'm breaking up with my boyfriend.

16. I'm breaking out.

17. I have to pick up my dry cleaning.

18. I have to pick out a car.

19. Salman Rushdie is coming in to talk about his idea for a book on Christian fundamentalists. I thought I'd go to a ball game instead.

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