Really Funny Jokes
>> Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 30 Mar 2011 12:02 AM PDT
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."   |
| Posted: 30 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT
One attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch: My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.   |
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