Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Really funny jokes-What are you in for?

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Paddy was sent to jail and was sharing a cell with two others.
"What are you in for?" he asked the first.
"Stealing a few bales of straw," he replied.
"And how long did you get?" asked Paddy.
"Six months," he replied.
"And what are you in for?" Paddy asked the second.
"Rape," he replied.
"And how long did you get?"
"Seven years," he replied.
"Heavens above," said Paddy, "you must have stolen a whole acre of the stuff".

Short funny jokes-Milk turning sour

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

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