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Really funny jokes-Still more Excuses for skipping out of work

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 12:02 AM PDT


Still more Excuses for skipping out of work

1. I have to take my mother to the doctor.

2. I have to take my minister to the doctor.

3. I have to take my doctor to my minister.

4. I think I left the iron on.

5. I think I left the water on.

6. I think I left the refrigerator on.

7. I'm getting married, and I have to go pick out rings.

8. I'm getting married, and I have to take a blood test.

9. I'm getting married, and I have to figure out to whom.

10. I have to have my waistband let out.

11. I have to have my watchband let out.

12. I have to have my son's rock band let out.

13. I'm having my eyes checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won't be able to work afterwards.

14. I'm having my ears checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won't be able to work afterwards.

15. I'm having my hats checked this noon, and I'll be having a drop or two so I won't be able to work afterwards.

16. I'm having a root canal.

17. I'm having a tax audit.

18. I'm going on a date with a sadomasochistic necrophile. (Is that beating a dead horse?)

19. I have to rearrange my savings so that there is no more than $100,000 in any one federally insured institution.

20. I need to break into my kid's piggy bank while he's not home.

Little Johnny jokes-Play House

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT


"Would you like to play house with us Johnny," asked the bravest of several girls.

"Sure," replied Little Johnny. "Which one of you is going to be the madam?"

Posted by madhu at 5:12 AM

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