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Office jokes-Excuses for skipping out of work

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PST


Excuses for skipping out of work

1. My kids are locked outside.

2. My kids are locked inside.

3. My kids are stuck in the door.

4. I have to pick on my kids.

5. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies.

6. I have to help my Aunt Flo in Omaha make cookies. She's much better now and she wants to send thank-you cookies to everyone who came to see her when she thought she was dying.

7. The water company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come.

8. The gas company has to read my meter once a year and this was the only time they would come.

9. The water meter guy and the gas meter guy were both leaving cards on my door about me not being home, and they got into a fight about whose meter was better, and I have to go home and clean up.

10. My daughter is graduating from high school and I'd like to go to the ceremony.

11. My daughter is receiving a Nobel Prize and I'd like to go to the ceremony. (Do not use within one month of #9).

12. I have to pick up my car at the shop. If I don't get there in half an hour it'll be locked up all weekend.

13. I have to get my car to the shop. If I don't get it there in half an hour it'll be locked out all weekend. (Don't use if boss seems wide awake).

14. My dog has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today.

15. My cat has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today.

16. My kid has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today.

17. My truss snapped.

18. My support hose popped.

19. I got my fingers stuck together with Krazy Glue.

20. I'm arranging financing for a house.

Posted by madhu at 6:34 AM

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