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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-You're Still drinking too much Coffee when:

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 12:02 AM PST


You're Still Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

*You channel surf faster without a remote.
*You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
*You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
*Your Thermos is on wheels.
*Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
*You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
*You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
*You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
*Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale.
*You can't even remember your second cup.
*You help your dog chase its tail.
*You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Yo Mama jokes-Like Shaquille O'Neal

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PST


Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!

Posted by madhu at 5:21 AM

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