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Really funny jokes-Glass of Cider

Posted: 05 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PST


A little girls came running into the house with tears streaming down her face.
"Quick, Mummy!" she screamed. "I need a big glass of cider. Quick!"

"Why do you want a glass of cider, dear?" asked the mother.

"Because," replied the girl, "I cut my hand on a thorn and I want the pain to go away."

Confused, but weary of the child's noise, the mother poured a glass of cider and the girl dunked her hand in it.

"It still hurts," whined the girl. "The cider doesn't work."

"What are you on about? Just tell me!" the mum said, raising her voice.

"Well," replied the girl, "I overheard my big sister saying that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

One line jokes-Tennessee Titans

Posted: 05 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PST


Ok, so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Posted by madhu at 5:10 AM

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