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Really funny jokes-Female crew

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST


While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'

Short funny jokes-Grandma

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST


How can you tell that Grandma's sex drive is alive and well?

She keeps baking those Viagra Chip Cookies!

Posted by madhu at 5:05 AM

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