Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Short for

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST


I was in a check out line the other day and the couple in front of me was arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was methodically scanning their purchases and kind of listening until the lady said to the guy, "Stop being a scrote."

With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?"

Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an a*shole."

Kids jokes-Two fingers

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST


On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

Posted by madhu at 5:31 AM

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