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>> Monday, February 28, 2011

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Posted: 28 Feb 2011 12:02 AM PST

This happened about ten years ago. At the time I was dating a model, and she had just come from an all day photo shoot, and she was hungry, so went to Taco Bell to get something to eat.

She was still in her outfit, and she was wearing those "dolphin" shorts that don't leave much to the imagination. So while she was busy looking at the menu, I was standing behind her checking out what I had that everybody else wanted…and I noticed a white string hanging from her black shorts.

So me being the good guy that I am, I reached down and yanked on the string, and all of a sudden she screamed out loud and doubled over in pain. Everybody in the place turned around and looked at me like I had hit her. It turned out that it was that time of the month, and the string was from her tampon! Talk about making an a*s out of yourself in public!

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Posted: 28 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was cheating on him and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity.

Why is this?" And a great voice was heard from above ...

"BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME."

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>> Sunday, February 27, 2011

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Really funny jokes-Too much Coffee!

Posted: 27 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
*You ski uphill.
*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
*You answer the door before people knock.
*You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
*You sleep with your eyes open.
*You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
*You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
*You lick your coffeepot clean.
*You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.
*You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

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>> Saturday, February 26, 2011

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Osmania University Results, Osmania University Degree Time Table 2011, www.osmania.ac.in

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 11:21 PM PST

Osmania University Results : Osmania University Degree Time Table 2011 for P G Diploma in Culinary Arts (PGDCA) I Sem. Examinations, March 2011 have been published by Osmania University

www.osmania.ac.in is the official website of Osmania University, where both Osmania University Results and Osmania University Degree Time Table 2011 is available online to download.

Students can use the following direct link to Download Osmania University Degree Time Table 2011 for P G Diploma in Culinary Arts (PGDCA) I Sem. Examinations, March 2011

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Please visit at www.osmania.ac.in the official website of Osmania University To Know more about OU

ALL THE BEST GUYS !!!

Rajasthan Board Ajmer, Rajasthan Board Roll Number 2011 Board of Secondary Education Rajasthan (BSER), www.rajeduboard.nic.in

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 11:01 PM PST

Hello Friends, Get The Latest Updates for rajasthan board roll number 2011, board of secondary education rajasthan and rajasthan board ajmer.

Board of Secondary Education Rajasthan (BSER) has published the Rajasthan Board Roll Number 2011 or Roll No.s Secondary Exam 2011 online recently.

BSER Also published the List of Examiners (2010 Exams) whose remuneration bill not received in Board

Rajasthan Board Roll Number 2011 is available at http://rajeduboard.nic.in/ official website of Board of Secondary Education Rajasthan (BSER) or check following direct link to see the Roll No Secondary Exam 2011.

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Redneck jokes-Defence in court

Posted: 26 Feb 2011 12:02 AM PST

Q: What is a Redneck's defense in court?

A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

Good jokes-Customs

Posted: 26 Feb 2011 12:02 AM PST

On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport. Tania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line. When my turn came, the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit.

"Pleasure," I replied. "I'm on my honeymoon."

The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other. "That's very interesting, sir," he said as he stamped my passport. "Most men bring their wives with them."

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