Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-First time at Drug store

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?"

She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm about that big."

She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium."

Teacher jokes-Puns

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

* The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

Posted by madhu at 5:10 AM

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