Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Really funny jokes-Aussie insults

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


"I hope your ears turn into arseholes and sh*t on your shoulders."

"Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!"

"About as useful as tits on a bull."

"You must be the world's only living brain donor."

"He's a few wanks short of an orgasm."

"She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard."

"He had a head on him like a sucked mango."

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."

"He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."

"So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!"

Redneck jokes-Maturity

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


Question: What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity?

Answer: An eight year old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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