Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Getting older!

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


You Know You're Getting Older .....

- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
- Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
- Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
- Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
- Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
- You look forward to a dull evening.
- Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
- You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
- You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
- You don't remember when your wild oats turned to prunes and all bran.
- You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
- You don't remember being absent minded.
- "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
- Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
- Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet

Yo Mama jokes-Sells shade

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to the beach and sells shade.

Posted by madhu at 5:08 AM

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