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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Right in the Groove

Posted: 15 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything.

So the Hippy says 'Yeah a cheeseburger. Not too well done, not to rare, but right in the groove.'

So the waiter brings his burger and asks if he wants anything to drink.
He says 'A cup of tea. Not too hot, not too cold, but right in the Groove.'

The waiter's kinda getting pissed now, but he brings the tea and kinda slams it on the table. Little while later the waiter comes back and asks the Hippy if he wants any dessert. He says 'Yeah some ice cream. Not too chocolate, not too vanilla, but right in the Groove.'

So the waiter says 'Why dont you kiss my arse. Not the right cheek, not the left cheek, but right in the Groove!'

Animal jokes-Walk the dog

Posted: 15 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Mom replies 'No, because she is on heat.'

'What does that mean?' asked the child.

'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.'

He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent,
and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..

Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'

The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block... so another dog is pushing her home.'

Posted by madhu at 5:06 AM

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