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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Whistle

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


TRAFFIC POLICEMAN: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?"

WOMAN DRIVER: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."

Animal jokes-New Dog Breeds

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisers

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Posted by madhu at 5:23 AM

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