Really Funny Jokes
>> Sunday, January 9, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 09 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST
1.. AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart 2.. AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts 3.. ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private 4.. AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes 5.. ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times 6.. BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others 7.. BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others 8.. CARELESS : Farts in church 9.. CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles 10.. CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time 11.. CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest 12.. CONFUSED : Face is so much like an a*s, fart can't tell which way to go 13.. CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating 14.. DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head 15.. DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog 16.. DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell 17.. DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own 18.. ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution 19.. FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours 20.. FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts 21.. GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart 22.. HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason 23.. IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs 24.. LAZY : Just fizzles 25.. MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles 26.. MISERABLE : Can't fart at all 27.. MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like sh*t and sounds like hell 28.. NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart 29.. PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant 30.. SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers 31.. SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts 32.. SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying 33.. SHY : Blushes when he farts silently 34.. SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear 35.. SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present 36.. SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog 37.. STINGY : Belches to save his a*s-hole 38.. STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter 39.. THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve 40.. TIMID : Jumps when he farts 41.. UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but sh*ts himself 42.. VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart 43.. WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion 44.. WISE GUY : Farts and asks who sh*t   |
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