Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Funny jokes-Cat at school

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper.

She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"

Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your p*ssy today!"

Clean jokes-In the Oven

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


Before rushing to work, I prepared a casserole for that evening's dinner and put it in the fridge. As I turned to leave, I told my son to stick it in the oven when he got home from school. "Make sure to put it in at 350," I said.

"Sorry, can't," he replied. "I don't get home until quarter after four."

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