Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Short funny jokes-Best costume

Posted: 05 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST


Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister !

Clean jokes-Frenzied mother

Posted: 05 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


A frenzied mother was busy trying to prepare dinner for her family and guests when in her haste she accidentally spilled a jar of spice all over herself.

Her daughter chose that moment to wander into the kitchen and say casually, "Hey, mom, I need someone to talk to."

The mother replied, "Why would you possibly choose right NOW to try to talk to me?"

To which the daughter responded, "Well, it looked like you had some thyme on your hands."

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