Really Funny Jokes
>> Saturday, December 18, 2010
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 18 Dec 2010 12:03 AM PST
The turkey - he's always stuffed !   |
| Posted: 18 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST
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| Really funny jokes-Match maker Posted: 18 Dec 2010 12:01 AM PST
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample." The woman was shocked. "Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman." The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, "He's a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it's not a big deal... just a sample." She thought a minute. "A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don't give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.   |
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