Really Funny Jokes
>> Friday, December 10, 2010
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 10 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST
After his wife died, the uncle of one of my friends decided to plan ahead and order a grave-site marker for himself. A week or so later, he came home to find a message on his answering machine. It was from a young woman at the company where he'd placed his order. "I don't know if it's good news or bad," she said, "but your headstone is ready."   |
| Posted: 10 Dec 2010 12:01 AM PST
"Doctor, My husband has this problem. Almost every night now he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!" "My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual..." Sophie leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence: "But you see doctor it is also a problem for me! Jake sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake!"   |
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