Really Funny Jokes
>> Monday, December 6, 2010
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 06 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST
Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside." "What does she read?" asks Morris. "My life insurance policy."   |
| Posted: 06 Dec 2010 12:01 AM PST
Miss Annabel had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they stare spellbound. "You just wouldn't believe what they have there in New York City," says Miss Annabel. "They have men there who kiss other men on the lips. "Miss Annabel's friends fan themselves and say, "Oh my! Oh my!" "They call them homosexuals," proclaims Miss Annabel. "Oh my! Oh my," proclaim the girls as they fan themselves. "They also have women there in New York City who kiss other women on the lips!" "Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls. "What do they call them?" they ask. "They call them lesbians," says Miss Annabel. "They also have men who kiss women between the legs, there in New York City," sighs Miss Annabel. "Oh my! Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls as the sit on the edge of their chairs and fan themselves even faster. "What do they call them?" they ask in unison. Miss Annabel leans forward and says in a hush, "Why when I caught my breath, I just called him Precious."   |
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