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Hilarious jokes-Sheriff and veterinarian Posted: 01 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet," the wife asked? "Both," the caller replied. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."

Practical jokes-Grandparent's answering machine Posted: 01 Dec 2010 12:01 AM PST Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 If you want to come to eat here, press 8 If you need money, dial 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

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