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>> Tuesday, November 23, 2010
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| Really funny jokes-Final Wishes Posted: 23 Nov 2010 12:02 AM PST
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I'd like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I'd like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I'd like to hear them say......LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!"   |
| Posted: 23 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PST
Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out." The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting assistance with removing the snakes. "You've got to be kidding," Felix replied in astonishment. "People actually call the fire department to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?" "Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is it on fire?'"   |
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