Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Redneck Sayings

Posted: 16 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PST


Redneck Sayings

1. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

2. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"

3. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."

4. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

5. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."

6. "He's as country as cornflakes."

Adult jokes-Blonde and a Brunette

Posted: 16 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PST


A blonde, a brunette and a red head are in the copy room of their office building when the red head goes over to the corner of the room.

She stands with a puzzled look on her face for a second then says 'This looks like a semen stain'.

The brunette walks over to look as well as touch the stain. She says 'Looks and feels like semen.'

The blonde comes over, looks at, touches, then tastes the stain. She says 'looks like it, feels like it and tastes like it, but it's not from any man in this office.'

Posted by madhu at 6:09 AM

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