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Adult jokes | Trip to Chicago

Posted: 13 Nov 2010 05:05 AM PST


Joe left for a two day trip to Chicago to visit his sisters. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his wallet on top of his dresser. He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee. She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left b*e*st. "Leave only one quart of milk," she said. "Joe won't be here for breakfast tomorrow."

Hilarious jokes-Not a pleasant way to wake up

Posted: 13 Nov 2010 12:03 AM PST


One night at about 3 am, my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her. She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders.

After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.

This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg!

That was, of course, too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.

This is not a pleasant way to wake up. Scrambling into consciousness, now scared half to death myself, I managed to get the light on.

The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom.

Funny jokes-Handy Hints

Posted: 13 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PST


*A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock, will prevent you from going back to sleep.

*Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.

*An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

*Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

Posted by madhu at 5:14 AM

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