Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Hilarious jokes-How fast

Posted: 08 Nov 2010 12:02 AM PST


A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I'll just let him ask and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said: "Well, son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad:

"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Kids jokes-Honesty

Posted: 08 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PST


My son, David, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

One line jokes-Scottish farmer

Posted: 07 Nov 2010 06:30 PM PST


The Scottish farmer thought he'd caught a nasty STD, but it turns out he was just allergic to wool.

Posted by madhu at 5:07 AM

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