Really Funny Jokes

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• One line jokes - Mother's opinion
• Really funny jokes-Marriage secret
• Clean jokes-Golf Meditations

One line jokes - Mother's opinion Posted: 04 Nov 2010 04:24 AM PDT Mother's opinion about 2 days old baby : He is like his father, whenever I talk to him, he goes to sleep.

Really funny jokes-Marriage secret Posted: 04 Nov 2010 12:02 AM PDT A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids...."

Clean jokes-Golf Meditations Posted: 04 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PDT If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three. No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck. Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe. You can put "draw" on the ball, you can put "fade" on the ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball. Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.

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