Really Funny Jokes

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• Adult jokes | SWOT analysis
• Short funny jokes-Wnd beneath my wings
• Hilarious jokes-Sharing the bed

Adult jokes | SWOT analysis Posted: 03 Nov 2010 03:46 AM PDT A married couple was asked to present their SWOT Analysis. His reply:My *S*trength is my wife. My *W*eakness is my neighbour's wife. My *O*pportunity is when the neighbour goes out. My *T*hreat is when the neighbour comes back unexpected! Her reply:My *S*trength is my beauty. My *W*eakness our local plumber. My *O*pportunity is when pipes burst. My *T*hreat is when my husband starts reading plumbing "Do It Yourself" book!

Short funny jokes-Wnd beneath my wings Posted: 03 Nov 2010 12:02 AM PDT Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

Hilarious jokes-Sharing the bed Posted: 03 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PDT Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed. That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says, "I dreamt I had the best wank last night." The guy on the left side says, "That's funny, I had the exact same dream!". The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."

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