Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Rude readhead

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PDT


The rude redhead was on a blind date set up by a friend. She was disgusted by him - he had bad teeth, and was fairly dirty.

"Wow," he said, "when I was told that you were fiery, I didn't realize they meant you were a redhead."

"Wow," she replied tartly, "I didn't realize that when they said you were under six feet, they meant that's where they dug you up from."

Nursery rhymes children might have missed

Posted: 02 Nov 2010 12:01 AM PDT


HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.


GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

Posted by madhu at 5:36 AM

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