Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes | Never been with a woman

Posted: 30 Oct 2010 12:42 AM PDT


An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked…and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like scr**ing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

Yo Mama jokes-So ugly

Posted: 30 Oct 2010 12:02 AM PDT


Yo Mamma is so ugly,
just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

Short funny jokes-Passion for Maths

Posted: 30 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT


Women have a Passion for Mathematics

They divide their age in half

Double the price of their clothes &

Always add at least 5 years to the age of their Best Friend.

Posted by madhu at 5:16 AM

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