Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Second fiddle

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 12:02 AM PDT


The husband was angry when he found out that his wife had been cheating on him.

He shouts at her, "I will play second fiddle to no one!"

The wife replies, "Second fiddle? With your little flute you are lucky you are still in the band!"

Clean jokes-Calming with tranquilizers

Posted: 26 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT


The young mother was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I am going to give you a prescription for some tranquillizers that I want you to start taking
regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down any?"

"Oh, yes" the mother answered. "They do wonders for me."

"And how is your son now?" he asked.

She replied, "Who cares ..."

Posted by madhu at 5:22 AM

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