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Really funny jokes-Paul, the Octopus

Posted: 09 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT


Top US investment bank Goldman Sachs is said to be bidding US$4m for the oracle octopus Paul to head its proprietary trading.

Goldman will convert part of its trading floor into a fish tank for Paul and put boxes of different markets, stocks, indices, equities and bonds for Paul to choose from. Hopefully this will translate into a more profitable prop business for them.

Paul will also work closely with Head of Global Strategy and advise him on asset allocation strategy.

Also heard from a reliable source this morning that Merrill Lynch is bidding for Paul to replace their entire research team.

It will be interesting to see where Paul ends up.

Military jokes-Irish Army Camouflage Manual

Posted: 09 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT


An Excerpt taken from the "Irish Army Camouflage Manual"

1. When the soldier is moving through woodland, he's supposed to break off branches and put them on his helmet.

2. When he is moving through cornfields, he's to break off some cornstalks and put them on his helmet.

3. When the soldier is moving through a cabbage field he's supposed to take off his helmet for the best camouflage.

Posted by madhu at 5:28 AM

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