Really Funny Jokes
>> Monday, October 4, 2010
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 04 Oct 2010 02:06 AM PDT
Gwen was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend, so she went to a psychic for help. Honey, said the psychic, you will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet. Gwen left very happy and excited. As she walked over a bridge, she thought: "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins." She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But incredibly Gwen didn't die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started feeling around. Touching all the bananas, she had a huge smile on her face and said: "GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!… ONE AT A TIME!"   |
| Posted: 04 Oct 2010 12:02 AM PDT
They are difficult to get started, and then they don't work half the time.   |
| Posted: 04 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT
One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car. Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, "Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug." The lady dashed to the car. What met her eyes? A woman's panty!!!!!! "Caught this idiot today" she thought. "You thought you could escape this time round!" She muttered. With all her strength she tore the panty into pieces and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down. During all this time' the man had realized his folly and was ready. He was smart enough. "Now why do you ruin my life?" the lady asked. "You! Do you realize what you have just done!?" the husband stammered outrageously "That's the case worth ten million dollars I told you about yesterday and the panty was the rape evidence. What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!" Unbelievably the wife was so sorry. She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband with a promise never to repeat the mistake. She wouldn't imagine her husband losing 10 million. Really who should have apologized?   |
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