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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Christmas presents

Posted: 28 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT


Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

Hilarious jokes-Bombarded by requests

Posted: 28 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT


On a visit to New York, Harpo Marx was bombarded by requests from various charities to appear at their benefits. After one particularly persistent woman had called him a dozen times in two days, Harpo reluctantly agreed to appear for her cause.

Thus appeased, she offered to personally escort him to the venue. As they were leaving Harpo's hotel room, the telephone began to ring.

"Don't you want to go back and answer it?" she asked. "Why bother?"

Harpo replied wearily. "It's undoubtedly you again.

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