Really Funny Jokes

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• Adult jokes | Stress relief
• Hilarious jokes-Only one not to answer
• Really funny stuff-A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword

Adult jokes | Stress relief Posted: 20 Sep 2010 01:22 AM PDT An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice, "I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had my wife give me a blo*job. It was fantastic and it really helped, you should try it too!" Two weeks later when the manager arrives at his department he sees the man happy and full of energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up and the computer is running at full speed. "I see you followed my advice?" "I did", answers the employee, "It was great! By the way I didn't know you had such a nice house!".

Hilarious jokes-Only one not to answer Posted: 20 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the blackboard duster at the teacher?"

Really funny stuff-A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword Posted: 20 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword * Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * Practice safe eating - always use condiments. * A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. * I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. * Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. * Corduroy pillows are making headlines. * Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? * Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. * Banning the bra was a big flop. * Sea captains don't like crew cuts. * Alarms: What an octopus is. * Dockyard: A physician's garden. * Incongruous: Where bills are passed. * Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston. * Oboe: An English tramp. * Pasteurize: Too far to see. * Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose. * Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.

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