Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes | Private part

Posted: 18 Sep 2010 12:37 AM PDT


A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity. "And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife."I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"

Short funny jokes-How many professors

Posted: 18 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT


How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Funny jokes-Identifying bacteria

Posted: 18 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT


A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope.

But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were.

"Those are sperm cells", replied the Professor.

Posted by madhu at 5:27 AM

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