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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes | Checking intellectuality

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 03:19 AM PDT


The Captain rounded all his men to check on their intellectual faculties. Taking a small handkerchief from his pocket he says. "Smith, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about??" "Oh!! Sir it makes me think of the train station." "Well Smith ... why does it make you think of the train station." "Because Sir ... on Sundays in the afternoon we often would go down to the train station, and when the train left the station people would wave their handkerchiefs like you do Sir." "Very good Smith. Let's see you, Thomas, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about??" "Oh well Sir... It makes me think about the port." "Why does it make you think about the port??" "Sir, because when I go to the port the passengers on the outgoing ships wave at their relatives and friends that way." "That's very good Thomas, let's see you Gibson, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about?" "Sir. It makes me think about screw*ng!" "Oh, I see, well why does it make you think screw*ng?" "Because Sir, the only thing I think about is screw*ng."

Short funny jokes-Herd of buffalo

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT


What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.

Office jokes-The new recruit

Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT


A few weeks after a young man had been employed; he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I have discovered this is the first position you've ever held."

"True," the young man answered with a smile, "in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination."

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