Really Funny Jokes

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Funny jokes-M&Ms Posted: 08 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. "I'll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car," said the driver. "No way! Get lost!" replied the boy. "How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?" the driver asked. "I said no way," replied the boy. "What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?" asked the driver. "No, I'm not getting in the car," answered the boy. "Okay, I'll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars," the driver offered. "No!" replied the boy. "What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver. The boy replied: "Listen, Dad: You bought the Volvo-you live with it!"

Good jokes-In the Movies! Posted: 08 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT Unexpected knowledge gained from the Movies 1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 4) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. 5) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom should still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. 6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 7) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 8) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

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