Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes | Convertible

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 05:32 AM PDT


There was this boy in high school that was what you would consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of soil and instantly grass started to grow. Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked his son if he can make something to make his pen*is grow. His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then dad would have to buy him a convertible. Dad agreed. The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told him that he had something to show him. They went to the front yard and the boy saw a cherry red Ferrari. The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertible." The dad replied "The convertible is in the garage. The Ferrari is from your mother."

Really funny jokes-Chinese delegate

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT


At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, 'Likee soupee?'

The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerly.

A little later, it was 'Likee fishee?' and 'Likee meatee?' and 'Likee fruitee?' and always the response was an affable nod.

At the end of the dinner the chairman of the conference introduced the guest speaker of the evening: none other than the Chinese gentleman who delivered a penetrating, witty discourse in impeccable English, much to the astonishment of his American neighbour.

When the speech was over, the speaker turned to his neighbour and with a mischievous twinkle in his eye and asked, 'Likee speechee?'

Yo Mama jokes-Funny punches

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT


* Yo Mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
* Yo Mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Posted by madhu at 5:34 AM

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