Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes-Served on Titanic

Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT


What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

And what kind of lettuce?
Iceberg.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Good jokes-Prisoner's letter to wife

Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT


A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife:
"I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:
"Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
"You won't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up all the back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter:
"Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the vegetables.

Posted by madhu at 5:12 AM

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