Really Funny Jokes

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• Adult jokes | Lickety split
• Office jokes-Definitions of Designations:
• Hilarious jokes-Advice for newlyweds

Adult jokes | Lickety split Posted: 24 Aug 2010 04:55 AM PDT An old Italian couple were walking around in the mall. After a while they got separated, so the woman went up to the first saleswoman she saw and asked, "Escusa me, have you seenna me Tony. He's got a bigga belly and a lots of curly black hair?" The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband. So the Italian woman went to ask another saleswoman, "Escusa me, have you seenna me Tony. He's got a bigga belly and a lots of curly black hair?" "No, I'm sorry ma'am, I haven't seen your husband." replied the second clerk. The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and asks, "Escusa me, have you seenna me Tony. He's got a bigga belly and a lots of curly black hair?" The saleswoman answers, "Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety-split." To which the Italian woman answers, "No. No. No! That's not a me Tony. He pinch-a the bum, grabba the bre*sts but he no lickety split!"

Office jokes-Definitions of Designations: Posted: 24 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT Definitions of Designations: * Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. * Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. * Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. * Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. * Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. * Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. * Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. * Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. * Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. * HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! * HSE – Head …thinks a woman must wear a helmet to deliver a Healthy baby Safely· * Commercial – Head : - Woman must produce three quotation ( only from ISO certified males) otherwise not baby is not acceptable · * Finance Head : Whether Woman delivers a baby or Donkey …Budget & Cash flow must be approved (doesn't matter when i.e one month / nine months / 18months)

Hilarious jokes-Advice for newlyweds Posted: 24 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT At a wedding, the D.J. polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. The winners were then asked, "What advice do you have for the newlyweds?" The wife quickly responded, "The three most important words in a marriage are 'You're probably right'." Everyone then looked at the husband. He said, "Yeah, she's probably right!"

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