Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes - Doctor and patient

Posted: 22 Aug 2010 04:10 AM PDT


Patient: May I have a glass of water, doctor. Doctor: Are you thirsty?
Patient: No... I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.

Short adult jokes - Only species

Posted: 22 Aug 2010 12:46 AM PDT


A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgas*m?" She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh, yeah? Prove it. "He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay." He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.About a half hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?"

Funny Redneck jokes-Assorted

Posted: 22 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT


You might be a Redneck if

* The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
* You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
* You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
* Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

Posted by madhu at 5:16 AM

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