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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Murphy's laws of flying

Posted: 19 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT


1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the normal delay in order to make it on time.

2. If you ARE running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.

3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it will inevitably be delayed.

4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.

6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.

7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.

8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.

9. The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.

10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

Hilarious jokes-Couple in the cab

Posted: 19 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT


The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.

The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination.

Meanwhile, the lovers couldn't wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat.
During the couple's moment of passion, the cab driver noticed a fork in the road, and said,
"I take the next turn, right?"

"No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one's all mine!"

Posted by madhu at 5:18 AM

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