Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Britney Spears

Posted: 12 Aug 2010 04:30 AM PDT


Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."

Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

Short adult jokes - Seamen

Posted: 12 Aug 2010 01:09 AM PDT


What is long, hard and has lots of seamen in it?
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A submarine

Funny jokes-You know you're getting Older (Part 2)

Posted: 12 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT


You know you're getting older when .....

- You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.
- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
- Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
- Happy hour is a nap.
- When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.
- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.
- The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
- It takes twice as long to look half as good.

Animal jokes-Talking dog

Posted: 12 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT


A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

Posted by madhu at 5:23 AM

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