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• Adult jokes-The Cock And Hens
• Really funny jokes-Two ladies talking in Heaven
• Yo Mama's jokes-Smelly/stank
• Funy video jokes - Practical joke

Adult jokes-The Cock And Hens Posted: 11 Aug 2010 01:32 AM PDT The priest in a small village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Really funny jokes-Two ladies talking in Heaven Posted: 11 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack... I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer..we'd both still be alive.

Yo Mama's jokes-Smelly/stank Posted: 11 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT Yo mama's so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet. Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections. Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.

Funy video jokes - Practical joke Posted: 10 Aug 2010 05:55 AM PDT

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