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Funny jokes-You Know You're Getting Older (Part 1) Posted: 10 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT You know you're getting older - When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. - When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light. - When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you. - When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick. - When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" - Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. - When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. - You know you're getting old when your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection! - You and your teeth don't sleep together. - Your back goes out, but you stay home. |
Short hilarious jokes-Lifesaving tool Posted: 10 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT |
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