Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes - Yard work

Posted: 09 Aug 2010 02:08 AM PDT


A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

Really funny jokes-Lost luggage

Posted: 09 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands.

'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'....
(I work with professionals like this.)

Clean jokes-Looks of your wife

Posted: 09 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT


After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither, Doc." Said the husband. "But she's a good cook and the kids seem to like her."

Posted by madhu at 5:40 AM

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