Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes - Man Woman

Posted: 06 Aug 2010 05:38 AM PDT


Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Adult jokes - Donation

Posted: 06 Aug 2010 04:38 AM PDT


A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.Man: 'What are you doing here today?'Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 200 bucks for it.'Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me 1000 bucks.'The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood again?'Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) 'Unh unh.'

Really funny jokes-Cut the pizza

Posted: 06 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT


While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

Funny jokes-Ten laws of computing

Posted: 06 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT


1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

Posted by madhu at 5:44 AM

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