Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes


Short funny jokes-Learn to make Ice cream

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 12:03 AM PDT


Where would you learn to make ice cream?
At sundae school.

Practical jokes-Marijuana inside firewood

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 12:02 AM PDT


The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call sir," replied the dispatcher.

The next day, FBI agents sneak up on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They yell at the neighbor and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbor's house.
Hey, Bill, did the FBI come?"

"Sure Did!"

"Did they chop your firewood?!"

"Yep!"

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed!!"

Teacher jokes-10 foot snake

Posted: 28 Jul 2010 12:01 AM PDT


TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

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