Really Funny Jokes

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Teacher jokes-Before he died Posted: 17 Jul 2010 12:02 AM PDT The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a policeman. He puts bad guys in jail." Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better." The teacher says, to Little Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do?" Johnny says, "My Dad is dead." She says, "I'm sorry to hear that. But what did he do before he died?" Johnny says, "He turned blue and sh*t on the carpet."

Really funny jokes-Shortest books Posted: 17 Jul 2010 12:01 AM PDT Five of the Shortest Books Ever Written 1. Arctic Water Polo 2. Bedouin Olympic Swimmers 3. One-Legged Folk Dances 4. Advanced Subtraction 5. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

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